I'm the cookie monster!

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No shame!

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No shame

I live a very comfortable life. I do whatever I want to do, wherever I want to do it, and however!

Ahhhh, life is great.




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I eat babies

Sometimes...

Sometimes I look in the mirror, and I think "dawg, you're ugly".

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My tongue

This is the first time mom has seen my tongue stick out when I sleep!


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Rub my belly!

Please?

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My new toy

A chicken dressed in a swim suit.

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Ate my homework

My homework was hard. So I ate it. Then I fell asleep. This morning my teacher asked me where my homework was, so I told her I ate it.


She said "I've heard that one before!" and sent me to the princi-bulls office. Something about "figure of speech". Ugh.

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I don't have swine flu, but I had a tick!

Today mom found a tick on my body and removed it. She takes me hiking often, and checks for ticks or fox tails afterward, but this one must have been hiding very deep in my luscious hair.

Everyone wants a piece of me!



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How do I look??

I should be the dog of the month?

I miss New York (& my first snowfall)

I miss New York!

More sleep or wake up?!

More sleep or wake up? Its depends on whether my food is ready or not!

Diseased and distraught

Oh its Terrible. I've come down with both the Swine Flu & the Foot-in-Mouth disease.

How do I know? Because when kids pass by they point at me and say"pig", and when I'm relaxed, my feet somehow end up in my mouth. Someone please find a cure!

Quarter life crisis

My skin is starting to sag, I've got wrinkles around my eyes, and dark spots on my face. And there's hair growing out of my ears!

I don't feel very beautiful today. Please, no cameras.

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I'm a DOG, you say?

I always thought I was a human. I mean, I use a pillow when I sleep, I shake hands when I meet new people, I stare deeply into your eyes when I feel a connection.

A dog?? Hmph.

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When it's cold outside...

*I like to put on a sweater. But I never wear pants or underwear. Shame on me.
*I refuse to step outside. My paws like to be warm and dry.
*I spend 90% of my day curled up like this.

I lead a difficult life!


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Ever heard of pig in a blanket?

I invented it!


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Sleep trick II

Another trick I use to make mom leave me alone in the mornings is to look really blissfully at peace. Like this. Then she usually just pats my head and lets me continue sleeping for another hour or so.

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