I like moms new scarf!

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Driving to the dog beach. I can smell the dogs from here!

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I'm on a diet

The banana is so tempting... But I shouldn't!

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May I have some..please?

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Catching up with the pack

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Watching Marley & Me (the movie)

I'm not thaaat crazy... am I?

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Girls like it

Look at the masculine contours! Chasing frisbees is my Hollywood secret to a nice butt.
No pain, no gain.

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I shot the sheriff!

... But I did not shoot the deputy, oh no....


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I'm famous!

... What's PMS?

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Sushi!

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Howdy!

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Spoiled dog

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Mad dog

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Happy dog

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The back seat is so fun!

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Morning prayer

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Captain quincy!

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Wooooot!!

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Ah, comfortable...

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Oh my teeth are stuck again!

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I'm the cookie monster!

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No shame!

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No shame

I live a very comfortable life. I do whatever I want to do, wherever I want to do it, and however!

Ahhhh, life is great.




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I eat babies

Sometimes...

Sometimes I look in the mirror, and I think "dawg, you're ugly".

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My tongue

This is the first time mom has seen my tongue stick out when I sleep!


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Rub my belly!

Please?

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My new toy

A chicken dressed in a swim suit.

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Ate my homework

My homework was hard. So I ate it. Then I fell asleep. This morning my teacher asked me where my homework was, so I told her I ate it.


She said "I've heard that one before!" and sent me to the princi-bulls office. Something about "figure of speech". Ugh.

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I don't have swine flu, but I had a tick!

Today mom found a tick on my body and removed it. She takes me hiking often, and checks for ticks or fox tails afterward, but this one must have been hiding very deep in my luscious hair.

Everyone wants a piece of me!



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How do I look??

I should be the dog of the month?

I miss New York (& my first snowfall)

I miss New York!

More sleep or wake up?!

More sleep or wake up? Its depends on whether my food is ready or not!

Diseased and distraught

Oh its Terrible. I've come down with both the Swine Flu & the Foot-in-Mouth disease.

How do I know? Because when kids pass by they point at me and say"pig", and when I'm relaxed, my feet somehow end up in my mouth. Someone please find a cure!

Quarter life crisis

My skin is starting to sag, I've got wrinkles around my eyes, and dark spots on my face. And there's hair growing out of my ears!

I don't feel very beautiful today. Please, no cameras.

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I'm a DOG, you say?

I always thought I was a human. I mean, I use a pillow when I sleep, I shake hands when I meet new people, I stare deeply into your eyes when I feel a connection.

A dog?? Hmph.

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When it's cold outside...

*I like to put on a sweater. But I never wear pants or underwear. Shame on me.
*I refuse to step outside. My paws like to be warm and dry.
*I spend 90% of my day curled up like this.

I lead a difficult life!


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Ever heard of pig in a blanket?

I invented it!


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Sleep trick II

Another trick I use to make mom leave me alone in the mornings is to look really blissfully at peace. Like this. Then she usually just pats my head and lets me continue sleeping for another hour or so.

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Wet and grumpy

Mom just gave me a bath in the kitchen sink. I'm wet, sleepy, and grumpy. Good night.

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My Sleeping Beauty trick!

I hate waking up in the morning. That's why I use this trick! When mom tries to get me out of bed, I pretend to be sleeping beauty and keep my eyes closed and continue snoring!

I stop playing when I hear food dropping into my bowl downstairs. Even sleeping beauty has ears!


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Anyone know a good orthodontist?

Sometimes my lips accidentally get stuck on my teeth, and I look really silly.


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See no evil

I like to remove eyes from my toys. Mom finds its creepy, and fears she'll one day discover my pile of eyes.

I think its really funny.

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Sleeping problem

Hello, I'm Quincy, and I have a sleeping problem. It took me a while to admit it to myself, but it began affecting so many aspects of my life.

Today I had a relapse (see photo)... I was playing with my toy and then suddenly felt sleepy.

Acknowledging it is half the battle.

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Another favorite toy

My favorite toy

Driving in style with the top down

Nothin much, just watching 24, havin a beer...

Jack Bauer is my hero. How does he sniff out bad guys like that?

Oh, the suspense. It makes the hair between my ears stick straight up!
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